my friends and i were playing fuck marry kill at a restaurant and our waiter was gonna ask how our food was but he heard “I’d fuck goofy”and walked away immediately.
Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.
that’s not a fun fact
They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.
I see your shifting gaze, that disgusted glance. I know you’re questioning my parenting from across the elementary school assembly.
Let me tell you a little story about the kindergarten student with bright purple hair, my little Raven Marie…
A month before school started she decided to play hair stylist with the craft scissors, and to save what was left I had to opt for a pixie cut. She was absolutely devastated. It was about three hours before she stopped her harsh sobbing and hiccups.
She has thought that the length of a girls hair was what made her “girly”. I know I’ve personally had many hairstyles around her before, including a purple mohawk, which many people criticized as not being “girly” enough. Media, other children, other parents, and society made it worse. She would randomly burst in tears while out in public for the first week of her new style, screaming that she looked like a boy. That everyone would think she’s a boy.
At one point she took off her bow in her hair, threw it at a cashier and screamed, “I DON’T NEED THIS BOW TO TELL YOU THAT I’M NOT A BOY, BECAUSE I’M NOT”
Proudly stomping away in her blue jean overalls, head held high.
Once we edged closer to the first day of school she kept asking questions like, “Do you think the other kids will like me? Do you think they’ll be my friend? Will they think I’m a boy? Will they pick on me because I have boy hair?”
So I went to the grocery store, bought some dye, and spent the whole night transforming my bright blonde little girl into a plum punk rock fairy. I then assured her that if any of the kids didn’t like her, they were just jealous.
As for you, mothers and teachers with the wandering eyes filled with disgust and judgement, I’m in the business of raising a free spirit.
Here’s to you, Raven Marie. I love you.
SHE’S THE CUTEST OHMAHGOD CAN I HUG HER
I want that hair
I don’t want to hijack this post or anything, but is US really that weird? Like, in my class, both pre-school and elementary school, ALL the girls had short hair, we wore pants and skirts, bows or no bows, but not one person ever told us that short hair was not girly enough or mistook us for a boy. It was the same in high school. Leggins, spaghetti straps, blue hair, piercing - nobody EVER cared. Ever. Not the teachers, not other kids… You wanted to go goth? Nobody even noticed.
I mean, for the “land of freedom” or what the heck the US call themselves, they are full of weird people making a big deal out of nothing.
Disclaimer: This is not me bashing the poster but people who would make a big deal out of a girl with short hair.
Where is it you live, so I can move?
reblogging from my pregnancy blog but LOOK HOW CUTE THIS CHILD IS. SHE IS LITERALLY THE CUTEST CHILD I HAVE EVER SEEN.